Fred the Negotiator

"There isn't?" the dragon-Fred yelled in confusion.

"Hasn't there been enough killing? Its time for us humans and dragons to set aside our differences and embrace our commonalities to seek a path toward peace!" Fred yelled, really getting warmed up. "There's so much we could learn from each other!"

1. The dragon-Fred agrees to parley. "Just swim over here and we can talk!"
2. The dragon-Fred tries to skip rocks at Fred's face.
3. Island natives swarm out of nowhere and devour the dragon-Fred before Fred's unbelieving eyes.
4. Sharks devour Fred.
5. Iranian gunboats take Fred into custody for "illegally entering their waters".
6. A boat full of hot bikini-clad supermodels comes by and rescues Fred.
7. A boat full of hot bikini-clad supermodels comes by, but the supermodels only laugh and moon Fred before continuing.

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