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Astra skipped along merrily with her basket of provender, Fred running by
her side. She collected the fallen straw as she went, expecting to be
able to stuff the Scarecrow back to life if worst came to worst. And then
just as she turned a corner, she saw a light-haired young man dressed in
the most peculiar of clothings - white pants, flip-flops and a light
shirt decorated with palm trees. "Hello!" said the young man. "Hello,"
Astra replied. "Who in the world are you, sir?" Now as yet unbeknownst to Astra, but knownst to us, was that the young man's name was Joey Manson, distant relative to the infamous serial killer Charlie Manson. Joey was a most peculiar sort, cursed with constant world teleportation and a severe character flaw - he always wont to say the most offensive thing possible at the worst possible time. He never really meant the horrible things that he said - he just didnt know any better - but they always got him in a mess of trouble anyway. Just like this time. "Wow, so do you get raped a lot?" Joey said. "I beg your pardon?!" "You know, dressed like that. Hey, there's something I've always wondered about rape. Why doesnt the woman in the rape just enjoy it like the guy is doing? Then wouldnt it be allright? I should write a book about that. It could really help a lot of people, dont you think?"
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