Teh Smexi Epizode

The Soviet Army chose this moment to counter-attack, rumbling through the cave in ugly, clumsy vehicles nonetheless well suited for cold weather. "Stoyat! Zhivo, zhivo!!" their commander yelled, jumping out of the lead vehicle and aiming a small pistol at the Scarecrow, who was laying underneath the passed out Astra. Velus started barking at the Russian soldiers, but a stray shot sent him whining and scurrying away.

"Take me, just do not harm the girl!" the Scarecrow said.

"Ohohohoho..." the Russians laughed, dragging Astra away by the heels as two burly tankers held the Scarecrow down. The Soviet commander approached with a lit Zippo lighter.

"You shall tell us all you know about the invaders' rocket emplacements..." the commander said. "Or I shall be forced to liquidate you..."

"Hold it right there, mon..." the Lion said, emerging from the shadows where he had been concealed. In on paw he held a large, oddly discolored cigarette that emitted sweet noxious fumes. "I an' I be the Lion of Zion, jah, and I demand you let my people go!"

The fumes from the Lion's cigarette reached the Russian soldiers, who started gagging and coughing...

1. Just long enough to allow the Scarecrow to escape, but the story POV goes back to Astra.
2. Zombified Fred and his army of little dogs attack unexpectedly.
3. Astra, as the Scarecrow, realizes this is all a (hallucination?) from the accursed Corset of Dark Dreams from Forgotten Dimensions...

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