Why Some Shouldnt Be Extended

"How beastly!" Astra exclaimed, cradling the shivering puppy to her bosom. "Sir, you have overstepped nearly all boundaries of propriety! Gagging damsels in distress whilst they beg for rescue, kicking helpless little dogs around - have you no heart?!"

"Perhaps I dont," Fred scoffed, the torchlight reflecting off his well- shined metal armour. "Dont pretend to understand me, woman! You have no idea of what its like to be me. Yes, I have no heart! Think that way if it please you."

"Uh oh!" said the Scarecrow. "Looks like you need to find a heart, just as I need to find a brain!"

"And I need to get home," Astra said. "And hopefully find some clothes along the way."

"Enough of this nonsense," Fred said, standing up abruptly. "What I need to find is a stiff drink and a good cigar. You three can solve your own problems from now on. Farewell!"

"Just like that?!" Astra said in disbelief. "You're abandoning us?"

"Yeah well," Fred muttered, when suddenly a gigantic lion came roaring around the corner and pounced on him!

1. This thread is *shudder*... extended.
2. This thread is not only *shudder*... extended, but soon becomes the most popular thread in NEQ.
3. This thread becomes a smash pop culture hit and is adapted into a movie starring George Clooney, J-Lo and Patrick Stewart as King Emry of Exultaine.

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