"Who is this?" said the news pundit. "How did you get my private line?"
"Colbert!" screams Josh. "My friend has just been killed by a sword!"
"Um...what?"
"Through the head!"
"Look, I don't know what is going on, but if this isn't some dumbass John
Stewart prank, you better call 911."
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"What's the number for 911?"
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Josh does but the Red Skull has hacked into 911 and by pure coincidence, Josh gets rerouted to Colbert again.
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Scott is somehow alive.
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Josh hears something funny. He realizes Colbert is in the next room.
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Josh is impaled through the head. He continues talking.
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Josh tells Colbert about an idea he can have, the new PeniStrong bracelet.
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Suddenly, and for no reason at all, Josh is posessed by an anti-truth demon who, naturally, despises Colbert.
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Josh crawls through the phone line and, taking a left turn, ends up in a live taping of the Colbert show.
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