After Josh puts on another pair of khakis, he happens to notice that Scott
had been impaled through the top of his head, into the cushion of the
couch. By the biggest damn sword Josh had ever seen. In fact, so big,
Scott was almost but not quite bisected.
The blood was still flowing so this was recent.
Josh...
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looked around warily.
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ran away in a panic.
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thought about Taco Bell.
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decorated Scott and the sword with Christmas tree lights.
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called up Stephen Colbert for advice.
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prayed to himself for Scott to come back for life.
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tried to pull out the sword. This only made various chunks of Scott's body fall off.
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shot randomly around the room with the Josh Blaster. This made side-boob-shaped holes in everything.
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poked Scoitt in the nose very gently. A gush of blood came out.
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tried to learn 'Australian' inside of five minutes. Though he already could communicate with Aussies, Josh manaaged to learn much.
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