Josh had a Hello Kitty pen and a Garfield mini-notebook in his pocket.
Curling up in a ball to proect the pages from the wind, he writes his last
will. He leaves all his G.I.Joes to Scott, his train models to Dan
Fogelbert, a piece of Presidental desk he stole to One Stan, all his Maxim
issues to Mitchell (like Mitchell likes seeing half-naked girls) and
finally, all his cash, all 309 dollars of it to Reaibn.
Josh lets the will fly free. Then he is kidnapped by kleptomaniac space
aliens. The will is found by angry, kleptomaniac lawyers. What now?
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Follow Scott as he plays with the G.I.Joes.
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Follow Dan Fogelbert as he accidentally sets the track up in a way that violates all known geomoetry and summons Cthullu and something called Narholytep. A four inch high version of both.
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Follow One Stan as he sees visions of what happened around Nixon's old desk.
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Follow Mitchell as he is chased by the fattest zombie ever. The abomination keeps getting stuck in doorways.
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Follow Reaibn as he uses the money to buy old ladies old hats.
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Follow Scott as he steals Girl Scout cookies (technically, Scott thought he already paid for them but he had not).
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