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Josh Burbank emerges from his girlfriend's house after a long bout of
loving.
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Josh is astonished he has a girlfriend.
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Josh is astonished his girlfriend is the President of the United States. Who knew hotty 21 year old Hooters waitresses could even -be- elected?
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Josh's girlfriend, whoever the hell he is, is kidnapped by aliens, who rip off her roof and throw it five miles away to land on some old people.
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Two foot high criminal midgets try to invade the house to loot, steal and commit horrible crimes. Josh stops them all.
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Hell freezes over.
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Josh gets his foot stuck in a vine planter.
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Josh becomes a hostage when a police chase ends with several insane circus freaks literally landing on the sidewalk in front of him.
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It turns out Josh's girlfriend is Scott Chen's sister. Scott has a drooling fit and attacks a neighbor's car with a piece of chalk the size of a baseball bat.
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Josh forgets how to hold his head up straight.
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Scott Chen comes up to show off his 'girlfriend', a blind kleptomaniac transexual named 'Boy'.
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