Fred with Howard Stern

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 636

Fred hated Howard Stern. He was a bard who had long ago forswore the songs and plays all knew and had taken to spreding vicious gossip. And he even had guest stars at his shows! (Though some thought them to be actors).
The last show Fred had heard about was the most shocking. Two milkmaids interviewed on stage. Two beautiful ladies who...as rumor had it...liked to kiss each other!
Of course the ladies never actually did kiss, as the constables would have arrested all involved.
Fred shook his head. Why was he sitting on a rooftop lounge in the middle of the day, sharing coffee with Bard Stern while looking over a large, well-kept, tree-filled town square?
The thin, hairy man seemed not to notice anything wrong. He picked up his coffee and started babbling something about pants.

  1. Ask Stern if he knows what is going on.
  2. Leave the lounge.
  3. Sit here and listen to Stern babble.
  4. Demand Stern sing a song under penalty of death.
  5. Sing a song.
  6. Fred has to pee.

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