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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 60784

Having no sword, you pick up a rock from the floor of the cavern and throw it at the dragon's fooferbutter as hard as you can. Unfortunately you are a lousy shot. The rock misses the dragon altogether (not an easy thing to do, given his size), richochets off the wall, and strikes Astra on the breast. Fortunately she is well-upholstered there and the rock has no sharp edges, so no harm is done.

"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Astra asks angrily.

"Sorry. I was aiming at the dragon's fooferbutter. After all, he's planning to eat me, so I don't think I was over-reacting."

"I've changed my mind about that," the dragon says. "You aren't cute like Boobs, but your very incompetence has a certain charm to it."

Indignation wars with relief within you, Relief wins. "Er, thanks," you say.

  1. Fred, complete with sword, runs back into the cave. As he's far more incompetent than you are, you suppose that the dragon must find him even more charming.
  2. The dragon asks you and Astra to amuse him.
  3. The dragon asks you and Astra to clean the cavern.

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