The forces involved in the car turning into an airplane causes the
drooling Scott to snap back and forth in his seat. Since he had no
seatbelt on, his neck snapped like kindling.
Josh tried to shove Scott's body out the door but Scott's shoelace hooked
onto Josh's Velcro. (Velcro because Josh doesn't know how to do knots).
Josh can't fly the plane well like this.
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Crash into the Staircase Room Tower.
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Attempt to cut Scott's foot off with a knife.
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Attempt to cut his own foot off with a knife.
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The plane dips low and Scott's head is lopped off by a radio tower. Josh giggles.
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Josh smashes the plane into a seventy-foot tall giant robot mecha piloted by three teenage males and a very conservatively dressed, Shakespeare-quoting female with a knife.
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Josh realizes that his teacher Mr. Alucard, was obviously Dracula. Josh realizes this because of the dead bodies, not because of any name tricks.
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Josh attempts to find the 'remove dead body from pilot' button. Strangely enough, he finds it. Does Josh have the balls to press it?
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Josh presses the eject button. Unfortunately JOSH wasn't belted in so he pretty much sees the chair go flying away as he, Josh, plummets, Scott still tied to him.
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Josh attempts to remove his pants, somehow thinking this will dislodge Scott. This works. Josh celebrates by vomiting uncontrollably all about the cockpit and luggage area.
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Josh does several loop-the-loops, then flies between thirteen buildings. Several secretaries scream and run into each other. Josh ponders the existence of 'The Breakfast Club' movie.
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