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Josh fell for a long time until he landed in something soft, warm and
fuzzy. "Ah, what luck!" he thought, sitting up, and screamed. He had
landed in a gigantic pile of sleeping DKs. They were huddling together for
warmth, some balled up, others stretched out luxuriantly, but all seemed
to be in full hibernation, and not even aware that a human had landed on
top of them. "I see." Josh said, picking up a kitten. It barely stirred. "I get it now! This is how they were able to conquer Earth so quickly! These underground tunnels must stretch beneath the entire planet, enabling them to pop out and attack strategic locations at their leisure. And apparently, this is also where they go for mass hibernations." Josh tossed the kitten aside and furrowed his brow. An idea was germinating deep within the back of his mind. He slid down the pile of kittens and walked around the perimeter of the cave. Luckily, there was only one other exit, and it could be covered up by a large boulder. Josh took a deep breath and assumed the magic stance used for Grobian Fire Magic. Hands on hips, he swayed his pelvis seductively and screamed "OOGA-Chaka-OOGA-Chaka-OOGA- OOGA-OOGA-Chaka!" Then flame burst from his eyes, nose and mouth without burning him, hitting the mountain of sleeping kittens head on. The effect was devastating. Packed so close together, the kittens' dry fur coats went up like a powder keg. Within seconds the entire pile was ablaze, the kittens writhing and shrieking within a fiery inferno. Josh wanted to stay and watch, but there was still work to be done. He ran to the large boulder and round-house kicked it with his Bother Boots.
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