Attack of the Mindless Fight Scene

"God's Wounds!" roared the source of the slap, a large, rotund, bearded man wearing bulky plate armour. "No one outroleplays and outcostumes Sir Thorne of Ripley! Certainly not some outlandish first-timer who calls himself... Frederigo! I challenge you, sir - to a Joust!"

There were gasps throughout the hall. Someone whispered in Fred's ear "Ignore him. He's a menace at every convention. Paying attention to him just feeds his delusion." Fred looked Sir Thorne straight in the eye and said...

1. "Sir, I accept your challenge!"
2. "To duel with the likes of you is beneath me."
3. "How 'bout I just thrash you."
4. "What's a Joust?"

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