In the Sheriff's office, Sir Fred sat at the desk with his legs crossed on
the desk. In his hand was a bottle of Rut-gut. "Ah" He said to himself this
will be easy, I am a knight after all what could One-eyed Pete do.
The door flung opened with a thud and an eering noise of rust, a moonshiner
boomed,"Sheriff!!!! One-eyed Pete challenged you at High Noon." Then he
began to laugh at the stranger's clothes,"Where do you get that git-up you
look like the most silliest sheriff I have ever seen!!" then he stummbled away.
Sir Fred fearfully glanced at the clock and gulped it was nearly 11:30, he
had thirties minutes to learn how to shoot a gun. He went outside began to
practice with this strange metal weapon. His aim was awful at the overused
metal cans carefully displayed on fence and his bullets were everywhere
with ping and pong. If he only this match was with swords and javelin.
In corner of his eye, he could see Prissy a yelping what now he thought.
"Oh Please Sheriff,...er!!!" She begged,"I don't want to marry Pete you
must save me this day." Then she noticed the cans, "My God in Heaven you
can't shoot." Then she went away a sobbing.
He grabbed his rhinestone hat, he stummbled into the dusty street, where he
supposed to meet with One-Eye Pete.
The crowd was huge, one man was making bets who would win, and another was
yelling hot dogs, peanuts, root-beer, and rut-gut for a few gold pieces.
The Boris the Undertaker approached with a measure device and began to
measure his height and his waist.He yelled back to Prissy,"ah Medium Sunday
suit, and plain wooden coffin."
"Ok Paw."She sobbed with tears in her eyes. Another woman standing next to
her grinned,"One-eyed Pete aint that bad, Prissy, why he and I and great
time skinny-dipped in Old Creek Pond."
Then Prissy shoved her, "Then you marry him!"
Sir Fred looked up and down the street, where is One-Eyed Pete? Surely it
is nearly Noon. Where could he be? He looked all around, he noticed they
were selling balloons and t-shirts the biggest gun-fight in history of the
town Hades. Without
Pete there would be no gun-fight.
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