Scott Chen wondered how Josh got it together enough to write a halfway
decent Star Trek novel.
Scott grabs the book and abandons his food. It is taken away by zombie
gophers.
Scott finds Josh sitting in the action figure room, playing with one of
the several hundred identical G.I.Joe Crankcase figures.
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Scott asks Josh how he got it together enough to write a Star Trek novel.
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Scott screams wildly and hits Josh about the head and shoulders with the book.
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The uneaten food has followed Scott.
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The uneaten food devours Josh.
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Scott flashes back to the time when the Anime League of North Dakota had invaded the Staircase Room, causing, among other things, mass appereances of G.I.Joe figures.
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Scott wonders why the G.I.Joe drivers were usually of better quality then the 'regular' figures.
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Scott remembers the time in fifth grade when he put three dollars worth of quarters up his nose. He still sometimes sneezes one out during flu season.
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The Crankcase figures come to life and carry Josh off. He doesn't seem to notice.
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Scott flashes to the G.I.Joe comic where Crankcase dies. Scott doesn't understand this does not affect the reality of the figures existing. He screams and runs off.
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Scott realizes that there's a popular author -also- named Josh Burbank. Who was arrested for tax fraud and stealing cats, only to dump them off in the houses of friendly, pet-less people.
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