You Shouldn't Have Done That. He's Just A Boy.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 57899

Guess who's back and better than ever!?

IT'S SNORBIN! AND HE BROUGHT HIS FRIEND NIPPLEBOY, TOO!

Pozzo disappears in a poof of smoke, as he obviously has more important and pressing 'real life' issues to attend to; what with his two precious children, a nagging wife who doesn't really appreciate all of his hard work, his blog, and the fact that he just got his balls dissected, and some other crap, ect., ect., ect., ect...(You know how women are, folks)

"Dispatch, this is a Code Red, over! I repeat, this is a Code Red!" Baxter wails obnoxiously into his speaker phone. "We need reinforcements...NOW!!!!!!!! We've got a 511 IN PROGRESS!!!!!!!"

Nothing happens.

Snorbin is filled with delight as his/her nipples become rather tender and precious as can be. "I say," says Snorbin. "Everyone should rub their nipples at least twenty times a day!"

Nippleboy agrees! "I say, silly Snorbin. You better rub those nipples raw!"

"Oh I will!" says Snorbin. "I'll rub them 'til they're raw as Hell!"

This is all too much for the scrawny rookie that Sgt. Sneezly back-handed earlier, and he collapses to the ground in an epileptic fit.

"OFFICER DOWN!" Sneezly screams, an even greater sense of urgency in his words. "OFFICER DOWN!"

  1. Lots42 runs and tattletales to Sir Toby.
  2. Reinforcements DO arrive, and Snorbin and Nippleboy are finally arrested and brought to trial for their heinous crimes.
  3. Lots42 gets pissed off about being called a 'Tattletale', and decides to write his Senator.
  4. Lots42 decides not to be a tattletale. Instead, he becomes a devout Mormon, marries fifteen women, and moves to Utah.
  5. Lord Fred decides to tattletale on Lots42's behalf. Take THAT, Snorbin!
  6. Wait a minute...let me get this straight. Ib/Lost Soldier were the same person as this Snorbin/Nippleboy!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON!? SOMEONE needs SERIOUS HELP! God help his soul. IF, and that's a big if, he has one!

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3/31/2006 9:34:31 PM

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