Love's the Answer. So What's the Damn Question!?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 57751
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Four Story Cops, dressed immaculately in their freshly laundered
uniforms, storm the episode and waste no time in apprehending the one
known simply as ‘Pozzo’. “Yes, this is him, alright,” says the one with the thick Irish accent and the polished badge that identifies him as one Baxter Sneezly. “We’ve been looking for this Grade A scumbag for quite sometime! Quite some time, indeed!” The other officers grumble amongst themselves.“People like you make me sick,” the fat Irish bastard rages on, as spit and phlegm and other assorted nasties fly from his mouth and shower the long- lost author in the face. “You show up for a few months back in 2000, write some of the best, most ingeniously humorous episodes this site has ever seen, and then you just up and disappear!” “I say we throw him into the Tank with the others,” chimes in the skinniest of the four.Baxter backhands the scrawny youth, sending the poor lad tumbling to the ground. “Quiet, you!” He turns his attention back to Pozzo. “You got some serious explaining to do, you know that!?” Pozzo shrugs and lets out a dispassionate sigh. “I didn’t realize I had become such a celebrity around here. Anyway, didn't the option leading to this episode say I was to be chastised for writing about my personal life? The charges you're bringing against me here are completely unrelated. And anyway, how did I get written into the story?...”“SILENCE!” Sneezly snaps, bashing Pozzo over the head with his handy billy-club. “Save it for the judge, you lowlife!” “This guy’s almost worst than that ‘Snorbin’ character,” chimes in another one of the blimey coppers, much to the chagrin of the others. He seems to realize the error of his ways a moment too late. He cringes as a shit- eating grin meanders it's way across his face.A most uncomfortable silence ensues in the wake of that stupid comment, broken only by the chirping of some crickets in the distance. “Jesus, Hal,” Baxter finally ventures, casting a few paranoid glances over his shoulder. “Keep it down, will ya? Don’t tempt fate.” And so, without further ado, Pozzo is hauled off to see the JUDGE...
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