Astra sighed. "This place is going to quickly go to hell in a handcart.
Our Aqualarian scientists believe that, among many other features, breast
size is related to how large the mother's breasts are. This explains why
red-haired men and women have a larger occurence of red-haired
children."
Marlene shook her head.
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"Just started a week ago. I heard a rumour of a man arrested for having a tight butt."
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"Somehow it's been this way for years. Most of the girls near or at puberty have run off."
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"My mom says red-hair is the sign the husband killed a unicorn." "But there are no unicorns!" "Exactly."
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"It's not even my right breast size!" she breaks down crying. "Five days ago, I was flat as a board! Least...it helped me find a decent guy...George didn't care. Now he's missing."
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The Breast Liberation Front arrives.
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