Doughnuts? Dismemberment!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 56103
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Proud, bold, his head held high, the champion known only as "Harry"
enters the church. He is a man of above average but not remarkable
height,
reasonably handsome, but not in a way that would single him out in a
crowded room. As ever he is dressed in modest clothing of blues and
browns, the only sign of his martial prowess the rusty but battle-proven
sword which dangles at his side. However there is something different
about him this time . . . Doughnuts. He has brought with him a large wooden platter on which lie a huge pile of fresh sugared doughnuts, still hot from the oven of Angang-Nanana's bakery. An attempt to keep up spirits, it seems. "Who's for a doughnut?" Harry announces in his reasonably booming voice, striding towards the assembly. "Courtesy of Harry and Angang-naAAAAAAAAGHH!" Tem, Yo, Tenel-Ka, Sabrina and the others can only watch in horror as Harry is set upon by two dozen demon kittens which have emerged from under the doughnuts, where they have obviously been lying in wait. In five seconds, Harry is a pile of blood and guts on the floor; in ten, a skeleton. Two minutes later the rest of the church's inhabitants have met a similar end. Except for one.
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Eric Kantona
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