Enter Tha H-Dawg!

"Hey Muthaz! What'ch'all be doin' wit' ma bling-tatious Shreddah?"

The two knights turn around to see a strange figure emerge from the tunnel in the opposite wall. Small and painfully thin, the man is of pale complexion, sporting a side parting and a small mustache. An apparatus is affixed to his ears which holds a piece of glass in front of each eye. He is attired most oddly: his shift and pantaloons are of unusual design and appear to be made of some unnatural fabric which nonetheless appears cheap. By some miracle, his betassled shoes are held to his feet by neither lace nor buckle, but seem to have been simply slipped on.

Of most immediate import however is the small bladed implement he is brandishing aggresively in his hand.

"Bitchez be def, I'm thinkin', else they be givin' me my mighty Shreddah be-foe they be gettin' a taste o' tha Lettah Openah ov Doom!"

Fred and Josh exchange confused glances before the latter attempts to address the newcomer:

"Good Sir Knight, I beseech you to lay down your weapon. You speak in a strange tongue with which my comrade and I are most unfamiliar. If you speak also the King's Allarian, pray tell us your name and the nature of your quest."

However this appears only to aggravate the situation, for the man's ears turn red and he shouts back:

"Wassup wit' y'all? Y'all be talkin' fancy-pants like bony-assed muthas fixin' to be iced. But even tho' muthas be disrespectin' me, I be respectin' them an tellin' that my handle be Hermann Kornfield, tho my posse at Accounts Receevin' be callin' me 'Tha H-Dawg', 'cos I be one super fly baaaadaaasss mutha! I be here on a mishun to git back Tha Shreddah uv Barquax which be lifted from Central State Office Supplies by some ho' durin' tha last stock audit. Now foolz got themselves one last chance tuh re-turn tha awesum Shreddah or else, cuz I ain't a man to be messed wit'!"

1. Josh hands over the shredder
2. Josh and Fred prepare to to battle
3. Josh and Fred still don't understand. They ask H-Dawg if he can repeat himself
4. Zombie Dave shows up. Seems he wants the Shredder as well

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