Sir Toby Flees The Cultists

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 55980

Sir Toby flees the cultists, dodging down three alleyways, past an Arby's and through the breezeway of a children's day care center.
Our hero, such as he is, hides in the covered slide of the day care center's playground until the stamping feet and the cries of 'Uh huh!' fade away. Fortunately is a cool day so Sir Toby doesn't bake like a well done ham.
Toby wriggles his way out of the slide to find himself face to face with a five year old boy. The kid had both pinkies up the opposing nostril. He wore a dark blue jacket, had red hair and smelled strongly of bacon.
"Shouldn't you be inside?" said Toby.
"They trust me to go potty by myself. Saw you on the playground. Big Elvis men got mad. Mommy doesn't like Elvis."
"Better run kid, I'm not save to be around."
"I once saw a bug eat another bug."
"Good for you kid, treasure that memory. Gotta run."

  1. Things moved slowly.
  2. Things moved swiftly.
  3. There was a muffled cry from a block away and glass shattered.
  4. Sir Toby was mistaken for the new intern. Poor security for a day care center...
  5. Something quite insane landed in the sandbox. Toby picked up the kid and ran for safety.
  6. Josh Burbank showed up in a big red Winnebago, utterly demolishing the swingset.
  7. It began to rain.
  8. Sir Toby learns of the Elvis Cult's biggest rival, the Church of Jimmy Dean Sausages.

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