Sword Of What Now?

"So what does this do?" you ask, waving the sword around to test its balance as a woman in a long dress enters the room.

Almost as if on cue (alright, it is on cue) the sword flies out and splits the woman's dress from top to bottom. This being the medieval ages, she is not wearing any underwear.

The woman screams, slaps your face and runs blushing from the room.

1. The King roars with laughter,
2. The King roars with rage,
3. Realizing the woman was your mother, you run after her to apologize.
4. Realizing the woman was your aunt, you run after her to laugh scornfully.
5. Realizing the blushing woman was the Queen, you make a really dumb joke about causing a royal flush.
6. You cry silently. This is the most attention you have ever gotten from a female, including the hens and cows at the farm.

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