Paternal Confusion ... or ... Love Bites

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54860

"Daddy!" you yell and hug the albino cave-horse with the weak-armed force of your mis-directed love.
The horse bites you on the eyeball. Thankfully, your great-grandparents having been siblings have given you pronounced eyebrow ridges. Your eye is protected from actual harm. But like most forehead wounds, it bleeds like a stuck pig.
You stumble around, blinded by the blood dripping into your eye. Your other eye rolls crazily, never having been much use in the first place. (See: Great-Grandparents).
You...

  1. trip and fall.
  2. try and hug the horse again.
  3. hug a pointy-up rock, which you think is your dad. For sure. Really.
  4. discover the horse really was your dad in a costume.

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12/20/2005 5:51:47 AM

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