Triple Trouble

"We are opening the StarGate now, my lord." Mr. Man said. "By the way, our spy network reports that a team of human scientists has been able to fuse human DNA and one of your, ahem, component parts, sire. Should we send assassins to kill the abomination before it is born?"

"Do as you feel you must, but don't involve me." Happyman shuddered. "Man, is that gonna be an ugly baby."

"As you command."

But before they could leave to go to the DCU, reality split open and barfed up two more Happymans into the throne room. "HAHAHAHA!!" one of them laughed, while the other grinned nervously and pulled out a switchblade.

"Holy Shit!" the original Happyman whistled. "How did this train wreck occur?"

Mr. Man pulled out a scanner. "It appears to be a result of the link function in Extend-a-Story, sire. This one of you is from episode 37000, I believe. And this one is, um... oh my, it's not registering. Huh? He's not from Extend-a-Story?!"

"Give me all your cash, sucka!!" the one with the knife screamed. He drop- kicked Mr. Man, took his wallet and ran off.

"I'm the original, and you have to obey me." Happyman told the remaining newcomer.

"Screw that, man. I'm gonna go burn your kingdom down." that one replied.

"No, please don't." Mr. Man groaned on the floor.

"That's fine, I was sick of Fresca anyway." Happyman spat. "I'm goin' to the DCU to get some contraband. Later!"

And so...

1. Follow the original Happyman on his odyssey to the DCU.
2. Follow the Happyman from episode 37000, as he exacts a fearful vengeance on all of Frescaia.
3. Follow the mysterious #3, in his quest for other people's money.

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