Egon in the Outhouse

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54222

You are shocked but not surprised (surprise is beyond you these days) to enter the outhouse and find Egon seated inside on a deck chair, finishing off a plate of fried bacon. He looks up at you through his thick-lensed spectacles and smiles lustily. "You wouldn't mind nipping to the kitchen and making me a nice cup of breakfast tea would you?" he asks ever so politely, chomping down the last of the bacon.

You ask him what he is doing in the outhouse when he was just in the kitchen and he laughs ahahaha! and replies that

  1. he hadn't been in the kitchen. You now realise that you never actually looked at the person who'd come to your door this morning
  2. hunger can do strange things to a man
  3. you'd had one of your "turns"
  4. he would like milk and six sugars in his tea

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