Let's Bump the Donkey

Not that our two lovers seem to care too much; they're both screaming loud enough to be heard a quarter of a mile away.

...aw, what the hell. Let's make things even more tasteless than they already are. Enter everyone's favorite bickering pair of eight-year-old identical twin boys, Kenny and Joe.

"Joe, Mom says that President Bush was an idiot for starting a war in Iraq!" protests Kenny.
"He is not! You're an idiot, Kenny!" retorts Joe.
"I am not! At least I'm not the one who wasted 500 billion dollars in the past five years funding that war!"
"Shut up, Kenny! At least I'm not the one who flooded the bathroom last month!"

Yes, because leaving the faucet running in the bathroom is obviously more reprehensible than continuing a rather senseless (in the opinion of the author) war.

1. Meanwhile, back to Krissy and Scott doin' it in the parking lot.
2. No, let's stay with Kenny and Joe, since they seem to know a lot about politics and world affairs.
3. No, let's have a bunch of new characters commenting on Krissy and Scott doin' it in the parking lot.

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