Unholy Reunion!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 53975
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Scott suddenly released his desperate grip on the tub of leftover turkey
parts and, as per the laws of physics that govern our chaotic Universe,
Josh was sent sailing backwards in a comical, though actually quite
graceful fashion. He landed on his fat butt and started crying like a 3
year
old. Scott, oblivious to the plight of his ‘informal acquaintance, Josh’(as he liked to refer to him), fixed his gaze on the well endowed feminine figure who’d just collapsed to the cold asphalt mere seconds ago. “It couldn’t be,” he said in an abrasive whisper, utter disbelief infused in every word. “Krissy?” His began trotting toward her, almost of their own accord, which soon turned into an all-out sprint. Josh, meanwhile, lay on the ground, writhing about in agony and begging for someone to call an ambulance. Though the parking lot was full of assorted K-Mart customers of all shapes and sizes, no one seemed to notice him. Although it should be mentioned that a seemingly innocent old lady in a blue sweater swooped in, or rather hobbled in, and snatched up the remaining bowls of turkey like a hungry vulture.Krissy wavered in and out of consciousness for several minutes as her shell shocked mind recovered from the ghastly scene she’d just witnessed. As she slowly opened her eyes and awakened from her comatose state, the first thing she beheld was no less ghastly. For there, looming over her like a big evil dork, was Scott - with that stupid smile of his playing across his face. “Hey, Krissy!” he exclaimed, his bulbous eyes fixated on her breasts. “This is it,” Krissy muttered, mostly to herself. “This is it, I’ve hit rock bottom. I was wondering when this day would finally come.”“Gosh, Krissy,” Scott drove on, “I fantasize, or...I mean, I think about you almost every day! We all wondered what happen to you after Roger freaked out and shot up that Subway. You know, after he found out about our torrid love affair. You just disappeared.” Krissy shuddered at the mention of the word ‘torrid’. She dry heaved for several seconds before finally replying: “You ruined my life, you asshole.”Scott chuckled. “You don’t know how many times I’ve heard that,” he averred with a teasing laugh that grated her nerves almost to the breaking point. “And by so many different people.” He shrugged. “I guess I just have that effect on people.” “Look,” Krissy said, her lips pursed as she struggled to refrain from strangling the asshole that stood only inches from her. “Just leave me the fuck alone, you creep!”Scott frowned and shook his head. “Tisk, tisk, tisk, my dear Krissy. I thought you knew better. Don’t you know you can never escape me?” Krissy broke down into bitter tears.“Crying isn’t going to free me, Krissy,” Scott declared. “Your tears won’t free me from the bonds of our love.” “I NEVER LOVED YOU!” Krissy howled. “I WAS DRUGGED THAT NIGHT WE FOOLED AROUND!” “Don’t lie,” Scott pressed on smoothly, “you were only midly buzzed.”Krissy shook her head furiously. “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Scott cackled wickedly. “YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!”It was then that Krissy decided to:
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