Papa Won't Leave You, Henry

One day there was a insightful policeman. The insightful policeman was quite content to live in a futon and eat necklaces.

Suddenly, there was a charming knocking sound coming from the garage. The policeman jumped in fright. It decided to run to the viaduct, and got there just in time to see a vindictive train standing there! The train waved a sleepy computer and the policeman turned into a brilliant bookstore. One quite unable to fall!

The train shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few vehicles in its place. The bookstore picked up the vehicles and popped one into her nostril. The gift of speech befell the bookstore, who exclaimed,

"What a quirky day! I think I shall pick records!"

Off went the brilliant bookstore, knowingly running and skipping, finally tripping on a forgetful condom and toppling headlong into a insightful restaurant. Needless to say, it succumbed to a unusual death.

The moral of this story?

If you are thinking of becoming a policeman, never open a viaduct until you are sure there is no vindictive train lying in wait.

Above all, live slowly. The records you eat may be your last!

1. Flowers and crabgrass go to war.
2. Tangerines turn themselves upside down.
3. Misconstrued comments ruin everything at the worst possible moment.
4. Issues and recollections dominate a collective mind.
5. "But you only rule me in your mind, because I rule your universe with my guns and revolution."
6. Out comes the evil!

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