Anachronisms ahoy!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 52625

The king had grown weary of having Fred wander into fanfiction, become a horrible "furry," be killed in various ways, or be replaced by commercially licensed characters for no apparent reason. The king finally decided that his best chance for getting rid of the dragon would be to gather an army of the most anachronistic adventurers possible. The notice was sent out, and within a few days, a crowd of bizzarre adventurers were gathered in the Great Hall. Astronauts, cowboys, Navy SEALS, robots, inanimate objects, robots, aliens, monsters, 4-dimensional beings, and more occupations and species than it is possible to list waited to be chosen for the quest. The king cleared his throat and prepared to announce the chosen dragon-slaying canidate.

  1. A floating orb.
  2. The tough-looking cattle rustler.
  3. A 20th level neutral good Gnoll Fighter.
  4. The combat-ready descendant of Honda's Asimo robot.
  5. A light brunch which had suddenly appeared in the middle of the air.
  6. The French Dada artist.
  7. The lawyer.
  8. The incredibly cute catgirl/maid.
  9. The tourist couple.
  10. He cleared his throat again and began scanning the audience for more suitable candidates.

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