The king had grown weary of having Fred wander into fanfiction, become a
horrible "furry," be killed in various ways, or be replaced by commercially
licensed characters for no apparent reason. The king finally decided that
his best chance for getting rid of the dragon would be to gather an army of
the most anachronistic adventurers possible.
The notice was sent out, and within a few days, a crowd of bizzarre
adventurers were gathered in the Great Hall.
Astronauts, cowboys, Navy SEALS, robots, inanimate objects, robots, aliens,
monsters, 4-dimensional beings, and more occupations and species than it is
possible to list waited to be chosen for the quest.
The king cleared his throat and prepared to announce the chosen
dragon-slaying canidate.
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