Fred Can't Think of a Decent Pun

"Shut up, el-tee." Billy said darkly.

"It was a bad time for you to... freeze up." Fred said.

"Shut it!" Billy growled.

"Don't worry. She was probably... frigid, anyway." Fred said.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!!" Billy howled.

But before Fred could think of another lame pun, they saw smoke and heard screams up ahead. They raced forward to see...

1. A human village, being attacked by a Dragon.
2. A column of human refugees, being set upon by evil fairies.
3. An elvish jungle Mayday celebration, with a lot of dancing and screaming.
4. Communists!!

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