Lots42's Insanity

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 5031

Sir Seeker and You, still detained by the story cops, yelp as Lots42 runs by. He's tearing at his hair and screaming, "AAAAHHH! THOSE LAST OPTIONS MAKE NO SENSE! I KNOW I WROTE SOME OF THEM BUT THEY STILL MAKE NO SENSE! WHAT IS GOING ON? AAAAHHH!!!"
Lots42 vanishes down a long tunnel. He can be heard screaming for some seconds.

"Hey!" said the taller cop to the shorter one. "I thought he was locked up at the courthouse!"
"He was! I swear he was! I don't know what's going on."
"Dammit! You Authors just can't leave well enough alone." The taller cop touches his left temple. His eyes glaze over with static, like they were TV screens. Then abruptly it switches off.
"They say Lots is still there. What we saw must have been an aspect of his mind. This kind of thing can happen when the Author's get too involved in the story. That egotistical maniac Lots has no less then two options where he starts on a quest to kill the dragon."
"Stop talking and let's get them to the courthouse. We need to book them for skipping games and causing Lots42 to go on a psychotic rampage."
"Now wait a minute!" said Seeker. "We didn't do that rampage thing!"
"No...but you wrote it in as an yet unwritten option."
"Lots did! Check the Authorship!"
"You're an accomplice. He'll be tried for that along with all the other stuff he's done."
The shorter cop pressed a stud on his watch. Things went purple for a second.

Sir Seeker found himself in the courthouse restroom.
You found yourself upside down in the copier room.
Lord Fred, somehow dragged along with all this, found himself underneath the courthouse newstand.
The cops found themselves back in front of Lots42's cell. He was sleeping.
"Dammit!" they both swore, as they saw their prisoners were gone.

  1. Follow Sir Seeker as he tries to avoid the story cops and return to his own reality before anything else goes wrong.
  2. Follow You as you try and get back to the Never Ending Quest, just wanting to chuck this nonsense and kill the dragon.
  3. Follow Lord Fred as he tries to convince the authorities he is Lord Fred and could he please go back to the caves and kill the dragon?
  4. Follow Tall and Shorty, the story cops, as they try and round up their suspects without looking like screwups and being kicked off the force.
  5. Follow the bouncing ball. "And a one and a two and a one two three four... Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..."

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