The dog, with it's near infinity capacity to cause Fred trouble, leads our
bold hero into an unlit chamber. Velus, sensing that his work here is done
until we need to get to the next episode, comes to a halt. Just as Fred was
about to beat the dog over the back of the head, garish lights flicker on,
temporarily blinding the dog and Fred, as well as saving us from lawsuits
for fictional animal cruelty.
As their sight begins to adjust to the lights, they see three disgruntled looking teenagers standing behind some kind of podiums, with a tall, dark robed figure standing in the middle. Springing into action, Fred leaps towards the robed figure (black robed figures, reasons Fred, must be evil or, at the very least, somewhat naughty). "Die, evil-black-robed-stereotype!" cries Fred, unleashing a flurry of blows upon the figure. A minute later, the figure turns around to see Fred flailing ineffectually at the air a few inches in front of her.
"Mere mortal," the female voice booms, "you cannot harm me, for you are
nothing but a coward. To complete your destiny, you must pass the test!"
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