Beatrice and Louise: Armored Up Shop Deep In The Caves. Old People Love Is The New Black.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 49684

The shopkeeper's wife, a tall woman with stern eyes, a hawk nose and a bisecting her lips storms out the back room. The wide, white doors swing back and forth, barely avoiding knocking off jars of magical mushrooms and mystical socks. Lots of mystical socks, most floating in green goo.
"Beatrice!" she says to the man. "Let the two pay for their armor by getting ride of the poltergeists in the attic!"
"I can do it myself, woman!" says the man.
"No you can't! You fart whenever you sit down, you creaky old bag of bones!"
"You snore, Louise! You snore like the dragon when he eats too many trolls!"
A long discussion happens. If all the poltergeists are killed, you both get a set of armor and decent swords. Plus, magic lockpicks, in case this episode is ever continued.

  1. You both suit up and go upstairs.
  2. You both suit up. You and Boobs exchange glances, then you both run out the door.
  3. You two have to fight the monsters without any additional weaponry.
  4. You seduce Louise.
  5. Fred runs into the building. He is covered from head to toe in whale barf and Harvest Moon ornaments.

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