You Choose a Sword

"Are you sure that you having a sword is a good idea?" she asks. "You've never used one before, have you?"

"No, but it can't be that hard," you say. "I've watched lots of movies with swordfights in, so I've got a good general idea. My favourite was the fight between Errol Flynn as Robin Hood and Basil Rathbone as the Sheriff of Nottingham."

You realise that Boobs has no idea what you are on about. Before you can explain, the shopkeeper emerges from a room out the back. The bad news is that he wants paying for your sword and Astra's armour.

1. But the good news is that you still have some of the mountains of treasure that you found earlier. [34385]
2. Unfortunately you seem to have lost the treasure that you found earlier. Reluctantly, Boobs takes off her armour and leather jumpsuit and you return your sword to the rack.
3. Unfortunately you seem to have lost the treasure that you found earlier somewhere along the way. "You can practise your swordplay on the shopkeeper," Boobs tells you. "Take him out!"
4. Unfortunately you seem to have lost the treasure that you found earlier somewhere along the way. So Boobs uses her sword (originally Fred's) to decapitate the shopkeeper. "Property is theft," she observes.

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