Deftly depositing himself inside one of the slow moving carriages, Fred
allowed himself to be slowly transported along the moving track. As the
strange contraption moves deeper into the unlit tunnel, Fred hears an
annoyingly high-pitched voice.
"At this time, please buckle your safety belt. Remember to keep your hands and arms inside the carriage at all times. Enjoy the ride!" Fred did not know what to make of this, but he did manage to fasten the uncomfortable restraint device around his waist. Tinny, distant music filled the corridor, and soon Fred could see hundreds of lifeless plastic figures lining the sides of the tunnel, repeating the same jerky movements over and over again. "Are you ready for your trip around the cave?" the annoying voice intoned. "As you look to your right, you'll see the very beginning of Sir Fred's Quest!" Startled, Fred snapped his attention to his right. Sure enough, a plastic knight with a glued-on cotton beard was accepting a map from a rather lopsided-looking king. "Deja vu," Fred whispered.
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