I Don't Have Any Words to Go Right Here So...Chubby Teletubby

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 49039

Yes, that’s Plan 96. You don’t like it!? Well what are you going to do about it!? Yeah, sucker. That’s what I thought! Keep your eyes down and walk away. You aint got nothing on these NEQ thugs, buster! What!? Yeah. Walk away. That’s what I thought.

The throng of NEQ militiamen parts down the center as Sir Toby strides through their midst with a confident swagger. He stands above Lot’s sprawled out form and laughs with unconcealed spite oozing from every chuckle. He then spits on Lots and defiles him with other variously amusing bodily fluids. Having ensconced the dreaded Plan 96 back in his comfortable office, sheltered away from the chaos of the NEQ Multiverse, he’s never actually implemented it. Until now. And it’s a smashing success.

So successful, in fact, that he decrees that it shall now be standard operating procedures when dealing with the silly authors who plague the sacred grounds of the Never Ending Quest. “This aint your daddy’s online extendable story,” Sir Toby scoffs. “I’m not letting this story degenerate into a ‘Game 3' or a ‘Horsehockey’. Not unless it’s over JH’s dead body.”

That’s Sir Toby for you. Always hiding behind his hired cronies. You people make me sick.

Well, anyway. Back to the story...

  1. Astra, now disgustingly garbed in clothing (or clothed in garbing, for those of you who prefer that sort of thing), wanders the story in search of valiums to ease her pain.
  2. Lots42, having been thoroughly roughed up and defecated on, vows revenge on the world that shuns him.
  3. Lord Fred, feeling left out, farts.
  4. WHAT!? Someone call the Story Cops! That last option calls for another Plan 96!!!
  5. Suddenly...chubby teletubbies!

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