I Palindrome I
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 49024
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John and Toby cringe upon discovering the very offensive option that the
now-fired Lots42 snuck into the previous episode. "What does he think
this is, Horsehockey?!" asks Toby. "It is settled," said John, doing his best Michael Caine impression. "We take Lots42 out immediately. We'll track him down and find him. Then...plan 96!" Toby gasps in horror. "Not plan 96!", he exclaims. "Yes, comrade...plan 96". Within minutes, the NEQ militia is rounded up and given their new instructions. Find Lots, and execute the dreaded "plan 96". The militia is ruthlessly efficient, and they have cornered Lots in his booth at the weekly flea market he runs. Toys, videos, and comics are everywhere. Finally, militia leader Tony Kelly speaks: "Lots, you have committed too many crimes against the Never Ending Quest, and the option you inserted in episode 49011 was too much. Therefore...we must execute...plan 96!" Lots is completely unimpressed. "What the blue hell is 'plan 96'?" he asks. His question is answered as Kelly drops to one knee and punches Lots in the left kneecap. Hard. Lots goes down in a heap, collapsing an entire wall, which spills a bunch of sale products onto his body. Kelly stands up, but not before opening his hand, and dropping the remains of a roll of nickels onto the concrete.
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Ben McClellan
2/1/2005 10:11:25 PM
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