Josh explains how Kenny and Joe's mother had spent a long day running
homeless shelter and she was tired. Kenny spends the next ten minutes
telling rambling, pointless stories about all the people his mom had
helped.
Scott is confused. This is normal. This is -admirable-. This is not usual
Staircase Room stuff. How did such a nice, normal person get involved in
the Staircase Room?
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Scott serves everyone tea.
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Kenny and Joe's mother wakes up.
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Scott remembers he used to work at the homeless shelter, sweeping floors and evicting unruly homeless people for the day.
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Kenny and Joe have a chainsaw fight.
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Kenny and Joe leap out the window, never to be seen again.
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A typographical error causes a thousand Mafia soldiers to attempt to kill the mom. Josh and Scott get into a gun battle.
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The Magus, with a half-power Infinity Gauntlet, transports them all to Galactus' ship, which is now his throne. Josh steals the Ultimate Leg-Exploder.
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Josh wakes up their mom with a gentle nudge.
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Josh wakes up their mom with a body-slam.
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The kids' mom farts and rolls over. Kenny giggles so much he gets the hiccups. Then he cries.
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