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“I killed Superman!” he weeps with unabashed emotion overflowing from
every available bodily orifice. “I killed Superman! I killed Superman!”
Captain America walks up to Josh and coddles him (he let himself in 500 years ago and has just been hanging out). “Hold me!” Josh implores him.“Don’t you worry,” the Captain soothes him. “I’ll hold you ‘til all the pain melts away from your heart. I love you, Josh.” Scott and Reaibn snicker to themselves over on the couches. Captain America gives them a dark look and they go back to playing Turok 2 in silence.“I always do the most horrible things when I wear my Pjs!” Josh continues jabbering. “Why does the Government make them?” Captain America rolls his eyes. “The Government doesn’t make them, Josh,” he corrects his pitiful ‘dependent’ (at least that’s how he claims Josh on his tax forms). “Gnomes and Chinese people do. And anyways, the Pjs you’re wearing are special. Normal Pjs don’t give people super powers.”Josh’s eyes widen. “They don’t!?” he gasps. Captain America shakes his head and pats Josh on the head with loving affection. “No, they don’t. You see, the Pjs you’re wearing are actualy the temporary form of the Beyonder.”
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