He Used To Be Like A Hero to Me

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48803

Josh bakes a pie. I know what you’re thinking; it must be something along the lines of - this must mean he’s also discovered the ‘secrets of the universe’ and ‘solved world hunger’ too.

Shut up.

This isn’t 2003, okay!? Party’s over. And it was a cake that Astra (a.k.a. Boobs) and you baked.

And that was long ago. Time marches forward. Deal with it.

‘So what kind of cake does he bake?’ you’re probably wondering.

Shut up.

It’s a cherry pie, okay!? You happy!?

And NO, he doesn’t make it from scratch. @#$* you. Not everyone has the time to do that, okay!? We live in a fast paced age. Okay!?

Sorry. I don’t mean to snap at you like that. But seriously, shut the @*&! up.

  1. Whoa. Alrighty then. Other than the fact that we've learned the author of this episode has severe emotional issues, we really haven't progressed our 'story' . Perhaps the author of the next episode will have better luck.
  2. I even believe I had one of those stickers on my refrigerator, right up next to Darth Vader...
  3. And Darth must have put a hex on him for later.
  4. I feel like it's my fault.
  5. I killed Superman.

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