Pinker and Prouder Than Previous

What was going on? Just a few minutes after his unscheduled arrival in Fresno, California, Josh seemed relieved at this turn of events. He was being relentlessly pursued by Scott Childers and former President Jimmy Carter [48657], the latter whom Josh had gotten a restraining order on [48652].

But now, there was nothing but incredible despair and loneliness.

And a certain phrase that had become famous over the past twenty years in extendable fiction circles was going to be uttered.

Josh sat himself down on a teal park bench, sighed heartily, and exclaimed "Loneliness can't be all bad..."

1. "I'm just new to it. I bet this would be fun if I'd been an only child."
2. Shots ring out. Josh slumps to the ground dead.
3. Sure enough, a strangely inaccessible spiral staircase manifests in front of Josh.
4. Josh gets up and enters the silver door that's nearby.
5. Suddenly, Jennifer Diane Reitz shows up. Well, damn!

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