Gonoherpasyphilaids, Part II - The Two Flowers
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48727
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Story Cops storm the episode. “Good Lord, folks,” says one officer Baxter Sneezly, recently promoted after a string of successful Silly Thread Raids (STR). “You look at the wonderful work that authors like Bill L. and JH and Anableps - all brilliant minds who grace this sight - are putting forward right now and then you look at the profane garbage scum like this depraved Lost Soldier and Lots 42 and that Ben WhatevertheHellhislastnameis are subjecting us to and it just makes you sick!” Gonoherpasyphilaids!The cop bashes Josh’s head with his billy club. Standard procedure, really. “Enough!” he rages. Josh rubs his poor head. “Ow!” he yelps, not unlike an alley-mutt getting pegged with a rock. “What was that for!?”Gonoherpasyphilaids! Again, the officer lashes out at Josh with his ‘minority beater’ ( a.k.a. billy club) and, “STOP THAT!” he screams.“But I’m not doing anything!” Josh moans. Gonoherpasyphilaids!“I SAID STOP!!!!” the cop’s eyes are nearly bulging out of his red, flushed, fat, oily face. Gonoherpasyphilaids!“SEE!?” Josh earnestly exclaims . “IT’S NOT ME!” Officer Sneezly backs off. “Oh,” he says. “Sorry.”Just as the cops are about to depart Josh cups a hand over his mouth and proclaims, “GONOHERPASYPHILAIDS! @#*% you, PIGS!” And then bolts off to the next episode to evade capture. Somewhere two flowers are basking in the sun's golden rays.
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