Gonoherpasyphilaids

The midget is trying very hard to feed a sneezing kitten corndogs. "Come on, you pussy, eat up! It's getting cold!" he yelled. The kitten sneezed twice more.

"Hey, moron, did you ever stop to think that the cat might be allergic to the crap you're trying to feed her? Him? It?" asks Josh. "My god, don't you ever pick up around here? This place is a dump!"

Indeed, it was. It was the filthiest place Josh had ever seen. What next?

1. Sara comes back, armed with a paintball gun.
2. Josh throws the midget against the wall before he could answer.
3. Josh stages a daring rescue of the kitten.
4. The midget turns around and punches Josh in the kneecap.
5. Gonoherpasyphilaids! Gonoherpasyphilaids! Gonoherpasyphilaids!

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