Due to the laws of the land, the wife got exactly half the lottery
winnings. She married the assistant cabbage hunk and moved to the Andes, a
popular island chain full of half-dressed natives and little concern for
morality.
Life went on. The man farmed his cabbage.
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Once day he farmed some beans for a change of pace.
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The farmer decided he WAS a cabbage.
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The wife returned for one last bit of mercy-convincing.
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The wife returned because she had spent all her money on drunken prostitutes.
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The cabbage were actually aliens with cabbage for feet, who slept upside down in the dirt for six months. They thanked the man by killing him swiftly.
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Josh takes a whiz on every single head of cabbage, all 833 of them.
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