Cabbage 2, the Lettuce Strikes Back
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48264
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Cabbage was all he knew. Cabbage was all he could grasp. Cabbage was his
life and his life was cabbage. And broccoli too. On occasion. But mostly
just cabbage. His wife implored of him to use the money to better
their life but he refused, pointing out that ‘Money can’t buy cabbage’.
“Money can’t by love, moron,” his wife retorted. “Money can buy us all the smelly cabbage we could ever want.” The cabbage farmer scratched his cabbage. “Oh.”“And,” his wife unwisely persisted, “have you maybe, I dunno, thought about giving up cabbage altogether? I mean, we’re rich now, we don’t need to farm it...” The farmer’s face was flushed with anger. “WHAT!? You have to be joking! We can’t just give up cabbage like that!”His wife’s eyes bulged. “Why not!?” “Because...that’s why! Just because! Leave me alone! Go wash some dishes or something! I’m going to go farm some cabbage!”
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