Don't Touch Me There, Father Orlando

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47921

“Dolly Parton eat your heart out,” you declare with blissful candor, and then give the princess an overly-friendly pat on the butt for good measure. You’re pretty stupid. But we all knew that.

That pat earns you a scar on your forehead that’s still there to this day. You are also never able to fully function your left pinky without a shooting pain racing up your lower arm.

Back in the Dragon’s Lair...

The Dragon looks over the two of you lazily, it’s eyes droopy and dull. “Whatchya got for me now, ya’ll folks!?” it asks the two of you with about the most forced accent you’ve ever heard.

Astra starts shaking her ass and groaning seductively. You nudge her rather ungently and clear your throat with a hearty, “NOTYETSTUPID!”

Miss Boobity Boobers blushes and assumes her original, more pacified(though no less boobified), stance.

  1. Well, whatever's come over him, it seems Sir Toby has taken on the job!
  2. Chop her up into a stew and feed her to homeless people for grim amusement.
  3. Josh eats some of the cookies, takes a nap, calls his grandma, and then it's back to the killing fields.
  4. Poke it with a stick and see what that does.
  5. There might be a fifth option, but it's doubtful.
  6. The cave duck quacks and the Lord is pleased...

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