What if God Was One of Us?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47857

“He’s awake! Ahhhhh!” Fred squalls, dropping the Jew to the floor as if he’s a sack of flour. He pokes Jerry with his sword. “Are you awake, Jew?”

“I’m awake! I’m awake! Now quit poking me with the damn sword!” the comedian protests with impotent rage. “And what’s the deal with annoying people on TV, anyway?”

Josh shakes his head. “I don’t know. But I have a feeling you’re going to go into one of your tirades about it...”

“I mean,” Jerry presses on, ignoring Josh altogether, “they’re really annoying. Have you seen that show with those annoying people! They’re so annoying!” He’s really lost his edge ever since the glorious ‘90s came to an end. But don’t tell that to Jerry, who still thinks it’s April of ‘96.

Fred sheaths his sword and waves. “Well, I guess that’s my cue to leave,” he announces suddenly. “You guys, uh, take care. Or whatever. Bye.” And away he goes.

Josh runs headlong towards the door, but it disappears as soon as Fred has passed through it, so he only succeeds in smashing his head against the wall.

“Looks like it’s just the two of us,” Jerry casually comments. “What’s that smell, anyway?”

Josh rubs his head ruefully. “That’s just my old roommate,” he says offhandedly. “He’s gone to a better place.”

Jerry arches an eyebrow suspiciously. “You mean...you killed him?”

Josh frowns. “Well that’s kind of a blunt way to put it, but ya.”

Jerry mutters something in Yiddish about smelly shoes and Phoebe from ‘Friends’ and throws his hands up. Josh hit him in the face again, and lays him out with two right crosses. He contemplates the prone form. Jerry certainly is annoying.

Suddenly he remembers the small device from the future he used to slaughter all of his loyal subjects (the flies). He smiles wickedly as he activates the...

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