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The dragon burps, filling the cavern with the rank odor of whatever’s
been sitting in his bloated stomach for the past year. You almost go into
a coma, but your body has built up an immunity to odors. Due in part
to the fact you only did laundry once a month and wore the same pair of
socks
for months at a time. And to think, you muse. My mother was
wrong for all those times she yelled at me to change my clothes or wash
something. The Dragon swipes the two of you into the air with his massive tail, barely missing a direct hit on you poor souls with the axelike extension protruding from the end of it. “Now get back to work!” he roars. Remarkably, the two of you land gently, back in the ‘Board Room’.“That didn’t go so bad,” you remark casually. “It’s amazing though - my ‘poke you in the eye and run’ trick has never failed me.” Astra slumps over on the dirt and begins snoring. Oh great.“You wake up!” you yell into her ear. “We’ve got to practice our country music!” But she’s out for the count. What now!?
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