I Wonder What Fred Tastes Like? And Wander. I Wonder and Wander.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47780

The dragon burps, filling the cavern with the rank odor of whatever’s been sitting in his bloated stomach for the past year. You almost go into a coma, but your body has built up an immunity to odors. Due in part to the fact you only did laundry once a month and wore the same pair of socks for months at a time. And to think, you muse. My mother was wrong for all those times she yelled at me to change my clothes or wash something.

The Dragon swipes the two of you into the air with his massive tail, barely missing a direct hit on you poor souls with the axelike extension protruding from the end of it. “Now get back to work!” he roars.

Remarkably, the two of you land gently, back in the ‘Board Room’.

“That didn’t go so bad,” you remark casually. “It’s amazing though - my ‘poke you in the eye and run’ trick has never failed me.”

Astra slumps over on the dirt and begins snoring. Oh great.

“You wake up!” you yell into her ear. “We’ve got to practice our country music!” But she’s out for the count. What now!?

  1. Looks like it's gonna be a solo performance!
  2. Fondle Boob's boobs while she's asleep. Typical you in full effect once again.
  3. Poke yourself in the eye and run! Brilliant!

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