I Grew Up On the Wrong Side of the Tracks

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47744

“Something mean,” Josh says.

Krissy continues staring at her dead body in an almost trance-like state. “Wow,” she finally mutters. “Is my ass really that fat?”

Josh nods. “You got some serious junk in the trunk. But I mean, some guys like that. Hey, wait a minute!”

“What?”

Josh rubs his eyes. “How is it that your dead body is on the floor and yet you’re standing here talking to me?”

Krissy shrugs indifferently. “Is that febreze I smell? You know, you really got to read the warning labels on stuff, Josh. Febreze has been known to cause warps in space-time when abused. Well, anyway, I guess I better go call the cops...”

As Krissy marches toward the staircase Josh once again grabs the lead pipe and bashes her head in. Just like last time, her body collapses to the floor and there’s soon another blood stain on the carpet to worry about.

Now what is he going to do?

  1. What else!? Call Bill Murray for advice...
  2. Flush the bodies down the toilet...
  3. Lay down on a teal couch and immerse himself in a good book...
  4. Pray to Satan...

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