Dumber Than Vanilla Ice Trying to Rap Again
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47743
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Josh is such a naughty, naughty boy. “I’m so naughty,” he tells himself
as he gingerly spanks his own ass. “I’ve got to spank such a naughty
boy.” Whatever floats his boat. Don’t judge. Live and let spank. Eventually the fire subsides and the smoke clears. Josh steps out of the suicide booth and gasps at the ruinous mound of smoldering rubble that used to be the Staircase Room. He’s always had a love/hate relationship with that accursed prison anyway, so he’s not sure how to feel. “At least that takes care of the corpses,” he mutters to himself. That’s Josh for you. Always looking on the bright side of things. Fool.The world outside of the room seems too strange and wide. The sky is an expansive sea of blue, offset by some high strands of wispy, white clouds sailing lazily by overhead. Green meadows meet the sky in a glorious symphony of natural, unrefined goodness. Bees buzz by merrily. Frogs croak and birds chirp. The laughter of children fills the air. A warm breeze carries the scents of flowers and butterflies, and sends the lively green leaves of the trees a’rustling. Josh shields his eyes from the rays of the sun and shrieks out in horror. “Unnatural light!” he wails. “I am a creature of the underworld’s shadows!”Josh has been cooped up away from the sun for so long his skin has weakened to the point where it’s only a frail, thin membrane of lilly white softness. It’s easily set ablaze by the fierce onslaught of the sun’s unyielding light. Josh dies horribly. In the afterlife...
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